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itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

thatfunnyblog:

 

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fuckyeahmortalinstruments:

• Theatrical trailer: 

0:04 - 0:40 “Sunshine” by  John Murphy (download)

1:00 - 1:30 “All I Need” by Radiohead (download)

1:34 - 2:26 ”Echelon” by Jack Trammell (download)

• Teaser trailer and international trailer:  “Sunshine” by John Murphy
• UK trailer:

0:40 - 1:10 “Passion Of Victory” byFuture World Music (download)